Water Trick

After dropping some kids off at the pool, you try to use the least amount of toilet paper so you don't clog the toilet. First, you take your toilet paper, bend over to the sink while still ass down on the toilet, add water, then wipe. Wiping your ass becomes 78% more efficient, reducing both time and the amount of paper. It is both economical and fun!

Ed: Dude, I had diarrhea from eating 13 snack packs...
Jason: Damn, did you clog the toilet?
Ed: Nah.. I used the water trick!
Jason: Wurd.

by somefilipinokid August 17, 2006

Brown Water Trick

ordering a water inside a fast food restaurant then when the cashier has turned their back the cup is filled with a beverage besides water.

Adam went to Taco Bell and ordered a water, when the cashier walked away from the register he pulled the brown water trick

by J-Rich14 December 2, 2009

brown water trick

the act of deception in which a patron at a self-serve beverage dispensary orders water but in fact fills his/her cup with a soda/lemonade/tea of some sort that would otherwise have cost money. usually pulled by those who fleet and jesse.

(after sitting down at a fast food establishment)

guy 1: yo i thought you got water with your crunchwrap supreme?

guy 2: thats what the man thinks, but i just pulled that brown water trick nukka!!!

guy 3: is you rollin?

guy 2: bitch i might be!

by Brew-HaHa December 10, 2009