Shit Explosion

When you pull down your pants to poo and while your bent over pushing them to your ankles the poo explodes from your ass all over the toilet and wall.

"Dude bro, I wouldn't go into the bathroom if I were you, I just spackled the walls with a shit explosion."

Shit Explosion by TheMadShitter August 19, 2006

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PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion)

A condition for individuals who get extremely nervous right before taking an exam or test. The anxiety is so severe that they feel as though they need to run to the bathroom to take a shit before going forth with the exam.

Alex was suffering from PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) before the Physic's final exam.

PESE (Pre-Exam Shit Explosion) by Crista&Sasha January 20, 2006

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nuclear explosion shit

This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel

Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again

nuclear explosion shit by Desilets07 April 21, 2008

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Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD)

Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.

Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.

E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.

Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.

Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD) by Taylorrina January 17, 2009