dirty muskee
A Dirty Muskee is when you take a good solid dump, reteive the turd and use it to pleasure your woman. Also known as a Shit-Dildo.
dirty muskee by pooba August 10, 2006
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Dirty Muskie
A slang term for when you are having sex with a girl from behind and you reach back and wipe your ass and then you stick your fingers in her mouth, like a fish hook.
Dirty Muskie by jnpd9 June 26, 2006
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Dirty Muskie
Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.
Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.
Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.
Dirty Muskie by johnny the angler October 21, 2008
Dirty Musket
A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
Dirty Musket by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
dirty musket
The dirty musket is a sexual act which involves the male partner ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then using an old broom handle to insert his semen into her rectum (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Did you hear what Will did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
Matt: Yeah, man! The dirty musket!
Steve: That's fucking gross!
Matt: That's fucking sweet!
dirty musket by Spartacus891 July 6, 2007
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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