pifth

smaller than a fifth, but larger than a pint. it is usually constructed from the finest of plastic and it is sure to get you sloshed if consumed quickly. for dramatic affect most consume this rare item at bonfires or perhaps before a rockin' dance party.

After Kelly consumed the pifth, she was sloshed and full of the rhythm of shakira as she danced under the stars proving to Nick that yes there is such thing as a pifth.