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stalemoed 

1. The act of intentionally looking out for yourself, but either intentionally or unintentionally (or subconsciously) not caring about another person.

2. Being selfish.
"I was getting attacked by a flock of seagulls and she just ran away to save herself. That bitch stalemoed me"

"I gave my friend a ride home from a party one night, then back to her car in the morning, cleaned the snow off half of her car for her and she thought it was selfish I only cleaned the snow off one side of her car. I was totally stalemoed"

"Every time we walk into a building together, she jumps ahead to make sure she catches the door, but doesn't hold it open for anybody else. Stalemoed."
stalemoed by dsmartin June 19, 2014
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Salemoor 

An area of Sale which surrounds Salemoor Village and is located between Northernmoor, Wendover, Brooklands, and Sale Town Centre.
Boy1: Where do you live?

Boy2: Salemoor

Boy1: SAME!! <3
Salemoor by Salemooryooh! July 6, 2011

Swagemony 

an informal yet sacred observance held by sneakerheads in order to bestow the swag of the father or mother onto the infant once they have taken their first steps.
Forget work bro, today is my son's swagemony
Swagemony by Le3Roi November 5, 2018

swolemonkey 

N. A man of the chonkiest stature, with the highest standard of beauty

Often mistaken for albino Harambe
Almost definitely has small pepe
Swolemonkey Joe Shmoe pulls straight dimes with his Harambe-esque man boobs.
swolemonkey by Peterweiner May 27, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026