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Goat Roper 

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.
It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.
Goat Roper by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

Goatperson 

A swag master who gets all the ladies and men
Wow you look like a Goatperson today.
Goatperson by Not goatpersonv2 January 29, 2021

goat roper 

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!
goat roper by KatK November 26, 2007

goat roper 

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

goatrope 

1. Appalachian slang for a real mess, a situation out of control,military saying
this situation is really goatrope
goatrope by mark punk surfer September 20, 2006

Goatgroper 

Noun: A term used to describe a Middle Eastern in a offensive or condescending way. The term is implied that Muslims rape goats.
Fuck those goatgropers
Goatgroper by Brockin Snarkey January 26, 2017