March 14th 

The day SpongeBob reclaimed the Crown saved the Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs, and King Neptune from Plankton and his “lemon scented” Plan Z.

Bikini Bottom citizen: praise be to SpongeBob for __ years ago, on March 14th he saved us all!!

March 14th by Jskajxn May 16, 2019

March 14th 

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

March 14th by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 14th 

The day the world got better

People born on March 14th can accomplish anything they put there mind to.

March 14th by Laya Mae January 16, 2021

march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday

March 14th birthdays ahhhhh

march 14th birthdays by Lover2021 May 7, 2019

March 14th 

The specific day in “Spongebob Squarepants” in which Plankton rips a page of a calendar and tells that it is the day that Mr. Krabs “fries”.

Plankton: “Sorry about this calendar”(Plankton rips a page of a calendar) “March 14th! Wait, that’s not right? It should say the day that Krabs fries!”

March 14th by Cup O’ Fluff November 10, 2019

march 14th 

national cake day. every one gets to buy themselves a cake with their parents money

March 14th is cake day

march 14th by cham-p March 13, 2021

March 14th 

The day the world went to shit in the year 2020.

The year my birthday ruined the world

Guy 1: Whoa, look at what today is!
Guy 2: It's March 14th, that clusterfuck of a kid's birthday!
Guy 1: Wasn't it their unlucky 13th?
Guy 2: Talk about Unlucky

March 14th by Acornpupp June 22, 2021