tier two

A group of technical support agents typically more knowledgable than the average (tier one) agent. Tier two agents are in most cases, morbidly obese, unshowered, and anti-social.

Tier 2 agents are also characterized by their affinity for WoW (World of Warcraft) and mountain dew, many empty bottles of which are strewn throughout their workplace.

Tier 2 agents' weaknesses include, but are not limited to, direct sunlight and members of the opposite sex.

Tier 2 may also be used as an adjective describing anyone inherently "nerdy" in nature.

"Dude, get off the damn computer, you're being tier two-ish."
"Seriously, take a shower, you're smelling a little tier two-ey."

tier two by lolomg July 26, 2006

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tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.

That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.

tier two shit by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023

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tier two • tier two shit • two tier fountain • Two-tier Keir • Two tier kier • tier • tier 15 • Tier 3 sub • tier list • Tier 4 sub

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

two tier fountain by Stank hammer March 15, 2019

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Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.

A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.

Two-tier Keir by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

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Two tier kier

A nickname for our selfish, corrupt, free speech hating, elderly abusing, immigrant loving Prime Minister, Kier Starmer. This nickname refers to the two tier policing encouraged by Kier Starmer, in where people who protest illegal immigration are locked in jail, whereas violent left wing protesters are endorsed and supported.

arresting people for facebook posts? Thats just classic Two tier kier!

Two tier kier by Professional Labour Hater February 9, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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