Vet Man

Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).

Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.

Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!

Vet Man by Vet Man Fan. Say the secret password to read the Vet Man chronicles July 25, 2006

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Vet Man

(1) Jeff Goven's comic superhero. Military war vet. Purple Chevette driving veterinarian by day. VFW member. Crimefighter by night (and on the weekends). When fighting crime, he drives a black, bullet-proof, Vette-bodied March WaterCar, with a reflective yellow V stripe on the hood.

(2) Slang: refers to any person with exceptional "Vetness".

My $8 hamster had a broken leg. Dr. Doolittle fixed him up for $7. Vet Man!

Vet Man by The Pen Master May 31, 2006

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Vetman

A man who loves vets, That's very hip.

Guy 1: Woah, See that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a Vetman, See his car?

Guy 1: that's hip.

Vetman by Novalogics January 3, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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