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un girlfriend 

A girl who is not your girlfriend but offers the same benefits. Much like 7Up, you like it... it likes you! A title for those guys who are afraid of commitment. A little like a fuck buddy, but one step up, maybe a bit of like/love. Did I say love?
Me and my un girlfriend are into non committal sexual realtionship, then we usually eat.
un girlfriend by d0c July 24, 2006
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un-girlfriend 

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
un-girlfriend by jmac1973 June 12, 2023

Ungirlfriendable 

The belief that one is unable to find or keep a female companion in a relationship. It may be an irrational belief in an individual, or a put-down from someone else.
"He's kind of a recluse. He believes that he's ungirlfriendable."

"That guy is such a grouse. He's definitely ungirlfriendable."

ungirlfriend

The kind of girl that you have an open relationship or little relationship with. Like dating casualy, but not going steady.
Yeah, I guess since we never decided to go steady she's my ungirlfriend.
ungirlfriend by Puchiko September 10, 2005

Ungirlfriended 

To be unfriended by your boyfriend/girlfriend(s) over Facebook. Typically refers to such relationships which were maintained solely through the use of cyber-sheep or virtual roses or Farm Town pumpkin seeds. Can also involve the unfriending of all your relatives.
girl: "But why have you ungirlfriended me? I thought we had something special?!?"
guy: "Yeah, I was like, totally into you, but you know, you just don't appreciate the value of scare crows!"

girl: "You ungirlfriended me ages ago!"
other girl: "I just didn't like the way you sent an invite to Tom before I did..."
first girl: "Get over it! It's just Cafe World! He doesn't even play it anymore!"
Ungirlfriended by dinted February 20, 2012
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026