btchplz 

As if; don't even go there; whatever.

Harry: You're being stupid!
Sally: btchplz!

John: I'm going to live until I'm 110!
Rob: btchplz!

btchplz by Kara- July 8, 2006

Bitchplz 

1 Used in a way to express disbelief, esp. when annoyed or unwilling to accept due to belief the source is unreliable.

2 When something unfortunate happens, in bad luck or as a punishment.

You won 1 million dollars? Uh, bitchplz.

Bitchplz by IcehGrandma March 13, 2011