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Goo-Butt 

A term used frequently by the US Army's 82nd Airborne Division. Goo-Butt is a condition that befalls a Soldier who has been in the field, unwashed, in excess of 72 hours. This condition is identified by a viscous, cheesey substance that is secreted from the Soldier's ass and affixes itself to surrounding flesh and clothing. It is composed of sweat, bacteria, dead skin cells and fecal remnants.
Man, everytime I drop trou to take a dump in the field I get smacked by an angry cloud of goo-butt!
Goo-Butt by Angry Monkey July 6, 2006
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goo butt 

It's when your ass and taint area get all hot and sweaty after doing strenuous activities such as working out or running, thus resulting in the sweat and stinky goo that builds up in your ass crack and taint.
I had a severe case of goo butt after working outside in jeans in 100 degree weather all day.
goo butt by sweatymeat April 28, 2011
When your butt has goo coming out of it. Very common
Butt Goo by Taterb June 5, 2018

goo goo butter 

The fluid emitted from a man's penis that contains his contribution towards the birth of a child.
"Yo, you and Nadine still trying to get her pregnant?"

"Yup, I fill her full of goo goo butter every morning!"

goo goo butter by SubUrbanBoy October 24, 2008

Butter's creamy goo 

An energy drink
I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!
A common and and undesirable problem that occurs when one does not wipe themselves after defecating (pooping). It can also occur after one poops but wipes well and then engages in an aerobic excersise, this situation is often called swass(Literally "sweaty-ass"). Do the human race a favor and just wipe.
I went poop and ran out of toilet paper and now I have goobutt.

I went poop earlier and after I went for a jog and now I have swass.
goobutt by jvero-b November 20, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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