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Tailhook 

While you're taking a shit and suddenly get hard. Your dick has nowhere to go and keeps getting stuck on the front of the toilet like a tailhook catches a plane on an aircraft carrier.
"Man, I was sitting down taking a shit and thinking of this hot ass girl from work and totally popped a tailhook!"

"Don't ever poopsterbate, cuz then you'll have to deal with that tailhook"

poopsterbate rusty tailhook mudflap
Tailhook by Slothy11 April 12, 2014
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rusty tailhook

it is when you take a shit pop a hemroid and are afraid to wipe your ass. Now you have an ass full of shit and tend to move a lot slower. Tailhooks are for carrier based aircraft and are ment to slow the plane down on the deck. The hemroid sticks out of your ass like a tailhook does on a plane. At sea the tailhook tends to rust because of the salt water, and someone has to remove the rust.
I can't wait to get home and take a hot bath so i can clean my rusty tailhook., or, Brian is moving like he has a rusty tailhook slowing him down.
rusty tailhook by renaldo November 29, 2006

tail hook 

Jet with hook used on short runways (aircraft carrier )
COD: tail hook down or wave off! Navy wave comes in nite call duty sir!. can do sir!
COD: Keep the birds in the air this will only take 10 mim.

COD = Chief of flight Deck
tail hook by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
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