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When you are in a position where you do not have the proper tools or equiptment to accomplish a task or job.
After taking a dump I realized I was in a shoit because I was out of toilet paper.
shoit by muffinking July 10, 2007
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a hot chick

plural form: shtoities
man, check out that shtoity in the car
shtoity by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021
A slang-term unique to Montreal referring to sweet, pure cocaine.
Yo! Call up the Ne-Yo, we gonna hit that shtootz tonight. Ya dig?!

SHTOOOOOOOOOOOOOTZ!!!!!

Fuck! That shit is the shtootz! DAMN!
shtootz by street_slanger(baKed) February 12, 2010
Mark Zuckerberg's particular mode of operation.
Mark: Hahaha! You are no match for my shtoile!
shtoile by dfeeb@987 October 21, 2017

Shtwitter 

Hey guys I'm totally shtwittering right now, plus I'm a faggot!

Don't bother me while I'm shtwittering BITCH!!!!

I've been shtwittering so long my asshole burns.
Shtwitter by Kutronic July 30, 2010