Happy Bacon Share definition Flag Bacon that is neither crispy nor chewy. Always happy. Enjoys Dancing. Likes to smile, etc. Crispy Bacon: :C I wish I was happy like Happy Bacon. Happy Bacon: yea boi~ Happy Bacon by Dargnennyl September 1, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Happy Bacon mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch