breakfastmaker

When lying in bed with their girlfriend in the morning the bloke releases a fart so potent in evil the female has no choice but to get up and make breakfast.

I was well hungry this morning so i dropped a breakfastmaker so your mum would get up and cook some fucking food.

breakfastmaker by Steve Crayston June 18, 2006

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breakfast maker

A morning fart so foul, that the person next to you has no other option but to leave the room and make the breakfast

John was always able to perform a breakfast maker when it was really neccessary

breakfast maker by Ryan A May 6, 2006

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breakfast maker • breakfastflaker

breakfastflaker

someone who’s really fragile emotionally and will break down at the slightest criticism or inconvenience. after doing so, all their trauma comes out and they dump it on you.

what a breakfastflaker!

breakfastflaker by plutoes August 25, 2022

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Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works

Breakfast Maker by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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