Ass Bread 

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

Ass Bread by Andrew June 18, 2006

Ass Bread 

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

Ass Bread by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

Dat sexy ass bread 

A term used to compliment a chicks ass.

Damnnnnn, Sophia got Dat sexy ass bread.

Dat sexy ass bread by UrMumGayYouStupidFaggot March 11, 2019

bread ass nigga 

A person who is acting soft
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch

You a bread ass nigga for not clapping him

bread ass nigga by Real papí chulo January 3, 2014

Fry bread ass

Ebonics for bubble but or fat ass

That girls got a fry bread ass. Daaaaamn!!

Fry bread ass by DeffKitten MamaCat November 30, 2019

Ass bead 

The sad looser at partys, (there's always 1!) that steals drinks from other people when there not looking (usually because they are poor sad fucks and have spent all their money on porn mags cos they'll never get a chick and the best they can do is jerk off all day. This results in them not being able to afford to buy any drinks for them selves)

Fuck off and stop stealing my drinks you fucking ass bead!

That guy's a fuckin ass bead!

Fucking ass bead stole all my beer!

Crusty, your a fucking ass bead, buy your own fucking drinks and fuck off out of mine!

Ass bead by inkyw February 4, 2004

bready ass bitch 

someone unnecessarily wealthy, who spends money on frivolous things

person 1: did you see joey's house? it's so gaudy.
person 2: i know, he's such a bready ass bitch.

bready ass bitch by johnjawn1212311 November 12, 2023