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Cocktasaurus Rex 

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.
Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.
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cockasaurus rex 

I hope that bitch is ready for my cockasaurus rex.
cockasaurus rex by sexslangs January 14, 2009

Cockasuarus Rex 

The Jurassic's first sexual predator
"The scientist found Cockasuarus Rex fossils at the dig site. Other fossils of smaller creatures were found to be humped.
Cockasuarus Rex by cracklord69 February 10, 2021

cockasaurus-rex 

He must have a cockasaurus-rex in his pants, because that's a big buldge.
cockasaurus-rex by BIGDADDYDARON October 4, 2005

Cockasaurus Rex 

Someone who spends the majority of their life sucking cock or another word for a homosexual.
Person 1: I am positive Mitch is a homosexual
Person 2: He is becoming quite the Cockasaurus Rex

cockasaurus rex 

term used for the choreographer in all male three-ways, a very difficult task.
Dude, we gotta call in the cockasaurus rex, I can't for the life of me figure out how to do an all-male threeway.

Cockasaurus rex 

A dick that is huge and is like a predator on the hunt that will destroy its prey