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Flash Flood Dump 

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

FloodGuppy 

Generally a person that has been caught in a flood and decides to swim in the streets. Most commonly known, Hurricane Katrina let loose thousands of FloodGuppies.
Dude! Lets go swim in the street!

No, i'm not gonna be a FloodGuppy
OR
Look at that guy in the street being a FloodGuppy!
FloodGuppy by CAMMORANIUM November 9, 2011

Foodbumps 

Similar to goosebumps, but only experienced when eating incredibly delicious and scrumptious food. Usually paired with an uncontrollable feeling of euphoria and a gigantic smile on one's face.
Peter: (already experiencing foodbumps)

"Matt, the potatoes..."

Matt: (Eats caramelized garlic-onion mashed potatoes, gets foodbumps)
"... Holy shit, the potatoes."
Foodbumps by pjack August 15, 2012

floorjumper 

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?
I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.
floorjumper by Mikey Z July 29, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026