fart monkey 

term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.

Come here you little fart monkey, I want to give you a hug.

fart monkey by Peter Thaddeus June 1, 2006

fart monkey 

a dog who farts constantly and does not come when you call them

My beagle is the biggest fart monkey I know. All he does is chase sticks.

fart monkey by catherine mary October 8, 2008

fart monkey 

the moment when a monkey farts

darn that was a fart monkey

fart monkey by Ancdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz November 6, 2020

monkey fart

When you get the last toke in a bowl of marijuana which is mainly ash, the result is a foul taste in your mouth which is sometimes accompanied with ashy debris from the bowl.

Joe passed me the bowl, i took a toke, it was the last hit, the monkey fart hit. Joe laughed as I gagged and spit ash from my mouth.

monkey fart by sourdeez May 15, 2009

Monkey Fart

Anyone who is noticeably arrogant, obnoxious, dresses inappropriately for the place they're at, and is completely aware of it, but seems to be desperate for the attention. Whenever one of these people walks into a room, everyone in that room turns and looks at each other, rolling their eyes in the same way they would if a monkey had walked in and farted quite loudly.

Did you see that guy at the gym wearing a gold chain, jeans and a wife beater, doing nothing but curls? Man. what a monkey fart!

Did John really show up to his kid's t-ball game on a sunday afternoon wearing a suit and tie? He doesn't work on the weekends, he's a high school teacher. He's a monkey fart.

Monkey Fart by The_Smartest_Man_Alive March 28, 2009

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

monkey fart by Bob Hester February 12, 2004

Monkey Fart Fucker 

One who fucks monkey farts, Finding great joy and pleasure from it.

No we can not take Timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart fucker

Monkey Fart Fucker by JND Nodice January 31, 2009