numquad 

(noun)
A lying mother in law, who uses her child as a meal ticket.
Also, a mother in law who tries to get rid of you by any means possible, so as to keep her money rolling in.

It still makes me angry that his mom is such a numquad bitch.

numquad by bean counter August 30, 2008

Numquam ubi sub ubi 

Latin/English sound pun. The direct translation from Latin to English is "Never where under where." When spoken it comes out as "Never wear underwear." The phrase follows the natural progression of sweet freshman Latin students to their randy senior counterparts and is derived from Semper ubi sub ubi.

Teacher: Semper ubi sub ubi!
Class: Numquam ubi sub ubi!
Teacher: Numquam??? Oh good grief!
Class: <hilarity ensues>
Teacher: Settle down class!

Numquam ubi sub ubi by ChuckSki March 16, 2009

numquam cedunt victores, numquam ignavi vincunt 

Latin proverb, translated to English: "Winners never quit, quitters never win."

Numquam cedunt victores, numquam ignavi vincunt.

numquam cedunt victores, numquam ignavi vincunt by poromise^ January 22, 2009

numquat 

A person who says or does something dumb or ill-intentioned against animals, vegans, and veganism in general.

Richard said vegans can ride horses. What a numquat

numquat by A.J. Ant January 11, 2025

numquat 

Someone who says or does something dumb or I’ll-intentioned against animals, vegans, or veganism in general.

Richard says riding a horse is vegan. What a numquat

numquat by A.J. Ant January 11, 2025