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kochaine 

Kochaine is a highly addictive substance derived from the rare and toxic Koch parasite, cousin to thefairly common North American Kochroach. Kochaine is harvested from the manure of obscenely wealthy billionaires. Kochaine abuse destroys lives and frequent use leads to erratic, zombie-like behavior, turning addicts into "koch-heads". Side effects may include selective hearing, partial blindness, delusions of grandeur and criminal impulses.
Scott Walker was so high on kochaine he refused to negotiate with democratic senators, forcing Wisconsin to recall his stupid ass. What a koch-head!
kochaine by Mayadidas March 28, 2011
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Kochan-ie-sac 

A cul-de-sac filled with mansions, occupied by none other than the Kochanies. They mow each others lawns when someone goes out of town, and feed each others pets. If you go around back there is a C shaped lazy river that runs through the back yards of each mansion for ease of travel. Their colors are black and yellow, and there is a theme song that plays when you enter the sac...which will remain a secret.
Me: Oh man! I hear there's a ridiculous party going on at the kochan-ie-sac this weekend! Do you want to go with me?

You: Nah man...those Kochanies are reckless.
Kochan-ie-sac by IHaveGirth January 15, 2011

Kochaine 

Is a name of a polish boy or girl. He will make the best dad in the world if he ever becomes one. He’s the most loving person on the earth and can pick up girls from a mile away
Oliver:Hi Kochaine/Dad how much do you love me on a scale from 1/10
Kochaine:A solid 10!
Kochaine by Hunter8358 April 18, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026