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A radio station
A computer.
An automation software.
Bunch of 60s-Current Hot AC, Classic Rock, Disco, Pop loaded into the computer.
A guy named Guy Zapoleon telling the stations what to play.
Howard Cogan blabbing the station's name in between songs

104-3 Jack FM
92-5 Jack FM
101-1 Jack FM
97-9 Jack FM
93-1 Jack FM
100.3 Jack FM
We Play What We Want
Jack FM by 1069 May 23, 2006
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TL:DR, A radio station that is always “Playing What We Want”

Long definition: A network of stations that doesn’t have song requests and likes to viciously interrupt each bunch of songs in a row in favor of revenue generating. Also, their hotline is always abandoned other than recordings leaking into the radio. Don’t expect them to carry your favorite song, and they almost never feature country. They test songs in September and then change the lineup in November, but some songs may get lost forever (98.7 Jack FM, which is the best station, preserves every song ever played) Voiceover is done by Andrew Anthony, the same announcer from EA Sports and GEICO.
VO: Always play what we want in the crossroads: KTXN Victoria, 98.7 Jack FM.
Jack FM by Speedqueen December 6, 2022

Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34 

Its a day in the 1 of august to 30th of august where you beat your meat to envy r34, and its not gay
"man im gonna Jack off to Envy from FMAB r34, but no homo, he has socks on, im not gay"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026