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spla-dow 

The act of busting; to ejaculate; to cum
When we were dancing, she rubbed to hard with her hips, i was like SPLA-DOW!
spla-dow by CigarCity813 May 28, 2006
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"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.

2. To fuck up something.

3. Moted.

4. The splattering of an object.
1. Aw, watch out man I just spladowed that tuba over there...

2. Oh man, I spladowed that test yesterday!

3. P1: Dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, I did leave it in the car...
P2: Oh, Spladow!!

4. I accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.
Spladow by The Glock August 7, 2004
"oh man....SPLADOW!"
spladow by mollypop February 28, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026