alcoporn
Jose Contreras: Why is that beer bottle shaped like a naked woman??
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude
Bruce Lee: Typical alcoporn dude
alcoporn by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006
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alcohornic
1. The inability to begin fornication (esp. with one's long term / weight gained significant other) without the introduction of alcoholic substances.
2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.
Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism
2. One who becomes a raging barrel of hormones after becoming even slightly inebriated.
Also: Alcohorn, Alcohornism
1. Neil's an alcohornic who rarely even goes near his girlfriend Debby unless he's had a few... he might be gay and/or cheating on her.
2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.
2. Dude, you'll totally get a sexing from Jeannie tonight after you feed her some Grey and Tonics, she's an alcohornic.
alcohornic by deebsie May 9, 2008
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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