jævel 

Jævel is a norwegian word and is a lot like the english bastard. It is also a slang for "Jævelen" which is "Satan" or the devil.
Jævel is not exactly the same as bastard, but the way that both of them are used show a certain resemblance.
"Ein jævel" and "a devil" are much more synonymous to each other.

Din jævel.

You bastard.

I går prata eg med jævelen.

Yesterday I talked to the devil.

jævel by mr. j May 17, 2006

dum jævel 

norwegian word for "dumb fuck"
mostly used in the north of norway.

han er en dum jævel => he is a dumb fuck

dum jævel by norskfyr December 13, 2005

Stuka jævel 

Commonly used to inform a participant or participants whom participates in the social activity of smoking mariuhjana. That they are out of bounds in the social contract of the group, which is: "puff, puff, pass".

Too many inconsistencies in this rhythm can drive a whole group as a collective down the road to become stuka jævler.

The very moment the mariuhjana cigarette fizzles out for the fourth time, and the group lays their collective gaze upon the one that has now become a stuka jævel.

As you get passed a humongus glass bong, and you are trying to balance the piece mid-air like your life depends on it, then you are a stuka jævel

- There is bong water everywhere, you crank ass stuka jævel.

- Quickly Martha, get to your senses, we have to leave, everyone is waiting, don't be a stuka jævel. Let's go!

Stuka jævel by Stuktankhamun September 21, 2022

Bum Javelin 

Another word for a Penis, when used for anal sex. It can also be used as another word for a Butt plug, dildo or any other object used for anal pleasure or pain!

It can also be used as a insult, when talking about someone who is a pain in the arse.

My girlfrind loves anal sex! It must be down to the way I use my Bum Javelin!

James is such a Bum Javelin! He does my head in!

Becky loves using her collection of Bum Javelins! She is obsessed!

Bum Javelin by Lukeg83 February 3, 2009

Jevelyn 

The popular stars Joseph and Evelyn's ship name.

Jevelyn walked across the room and came on each others back.

Jevelyn by wil_yoo April 13, 2021

meaty javelin 

Verb intransitive, a mans rod/member another term for a male penis or cock.

"oh yea boy .. she was riding my meaty javelin last nite"

meaty javelin by Hordriss May 10, 2006

Ultimate Beer Javelin

A complex sport only to be entered by the greatest males, as part of the beer olympics. Javelinists beging the routine by sourcing a broom of between 1 and 1.5 metres in length. Then javelinists strike the brush end of the broom onto the ground three times, before completing an imminent 540 degree turn and finally unleashing the javelin whilst holding a beer in the javelinist's non-dominant hand. Any spillage of beer is viewed as bulk disrespect to the beer God - and thus the javelinist is disqualified. Otherwise the broom that attains the greatest horizontal trajectory is declared the winner.

Last night, my mate Bails thought he had set a new World Record (WR) in Ultimate Beer Javelin, but because he spilt part of his beer he was disqualified and I was crowned the Ultimate Beer Javelin Champion.

Ultimate Beer Javelin by Straya_Slang February 8, 2012