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tick dick 

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.
Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.
tick dick by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

tick dick 

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.
I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne
tick dick by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

3-tick-dick-flick 

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick 

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)
Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.
When your girlfriend/boyfriend always wants sex, therefore is always stuck to your dick. A dick tick.
“Is Robert coming out to dinner?”
“Yeah, he’s bringing his dick tick.”
Dick Tick by Savage Atlas July 26, 2019
Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.
"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."
dick tick by Dick Tick May 23, 2008