a Cutality is when your cut works and you hook up with the girl that same day you gave the original cut.
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a Cutality is best done as follows: with someone in the next room yelling out in a scary voice "finish her!!"....followed by a high five and "flawless victory.....now get out"
guy1: Yo, remember that girl that we gave the breakfast cut to ?
guy2: Yeah
guy1: Cutality !!!
guy2: Now that's what's up !
A portmanteau of the words "cute" and "utility" that refers to the quantifiable adorableness of any given object, and that said adorableness' usefulness in eliciting response/curing cancer.
Tessa: Hey Adam, look at those four pug puppies fighting over that box of Peeps!
Adam: My goodness Tessa, I have never seen a spectacle with such high cutility in my life.
Things that people in general and women in particular use to look cute. These include hello kitty t-shirts or those tea cup sized toy poodles.
Plural: Cutilities
The colored head bands are a must-have cutility this spring.
I need to go to a cutilities store to prep for my 16th birthday.
1. A person, place, or atmosphere that has a snooty/ stuck up personality or feel to it.
2. A person, place, or thing with a cunt or cunt-like personality.
The cuntality of this catering company is way too much. We need a more friendly caterer for the quinceanera.
I don't know how you can hang with Joe. He has a very strong cuntality.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.