Bored stiff

Where you are so incredibly bored your mind wonders and your trousers become a tent

He stood up in geography and his shlort made an apperance through his broken zip, he must have been bored stiff!

by PFD May 2, 2006

Bored stiff

When a guy is so bored he starts talking to girls to fuck.

Jeff "Fuck dude i'm bored stiff!"
Amy"Awh yeah wanna come over?"

*Jeff goes to Amy's house and uses his stiffy on her*

by whambamthankyoumam.. February 26, 2011