Creamy Caesar 

A sex act in which you have sex doggy style, right before orgasm, stab her in the back and cum in the hole.

When you're fucking and you're tired of the bitch, it's time for a creamy caesar.

Creamy Caesar by extremeatheist October 30, 2011

creamy caesar 

the act of receiving a tossed salad while simultaneously getting a reach around.

"She surprised me with a creamy caesar since I thought I was only getting a tossed salad."

creamy caesar by Rude McDougal May 11, 2006

Creamy Caesar 

the act of having butt sex and then "blowing your load" in the recivers ass and then later having them force the cum out of their ass and run down thier back side.

Ben likes to get creamy caesars from jeff befor he goes to bed so he can sleep easier.

Creamy Caesar by Redgy&Jake February 21, 2007

Creamy Caesar 

The result of a man's ejaculatory juice rubbed around generously in someone's hair- resembling that of a caesar salad.

After she fell asleep- I woke her up with a surprise creamy caesar and she started to cry. She had just got her hair done yesterday

Creamy Caesar by Keegun April 2, 2009

Creamy Caesar 

The act of ejaculating on a knife and then stabbing someone with it.

Thief: Gimmee your money foo', I got a knife!
Pedestrian: That's not a knife ( pulls out a bigger knife). THIS is a knife!
Thief: And this is a Creamy Caesar! (Stabs pedestrian with spooge covered knife).

Creamy Caesar by FannyFondler December 14, 2008

Creamy Caesar 

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.

Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"

Creamy Caesar by butthole snurger March 21, 2009

Creamy Caesar 

A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.

You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.

She came over, and I gave her a Creamy Caesar

Creamy Caesar by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021