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1. When you take a shit, and it comes out like cream.
"Oh fuck, I just did a creamy bastard in the bog!"
by Psycho B January 07, 2005

Words related to creamy bastard

alcohol beer creamy bastards drink guiness guinness
Multiple pints of Guinness
I can't wait to finish work and drain some creamy bastards!
by sirArfur September 23, 2010