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off da hizzle 

"Oh man, that Broadway musical was off da hizzle, fo shizzle!"
off da hizzle by Ausmus January 27, 2003

Off da Hizzle 

Formerly pronoounced as, "Awf The Hizzle My Nizzle." now "Off da hizzle muh nizzle."
Was invented in the early 90's when a rapping street gang called MASON was being tracked by the FBI. They had recently been accused of a drug smuggle, and killing a former FBI agents mother. Their phones where taped as were their asses, the FBI had them on a liesh. So when they spoke, they used such "izzle" language incase the FBI was listening, and one day when they were at the court in trial for the drug smuggling, they were found NOT GUILTY, one man jumped up and said, FO SHIZZLE MUH NIZZLE< DIS IS OFF DA HIZZLE! WE WAS FIZZOUND NOT GUILTIZZLE< WHEN WE WAZZLE!". Not knowing that a former gang member was at that trial standing as jury, he heard and understood what that young man had said and called for a retrial, they are now serving 50 to life...and will hopefully be out in the 2030's.
"DIS BE's OFF DA HIZZLE NIZZLE! FO RIZZLE, my azzle isnt guiltizzle as of the momizzle, but not for lizzle..."
"This is off the hook nigger. For real. My ass isnt guilty as of this moment, but not for long."
-back in the 1700's-
"Thou art magnificent brotherly figure, of course. For thine isnt accused of such horror as of this moment, but thou will be guilty in later times.."
Off da Hizzle by yahomie November 27, 2003

Off Da Hizzle 

Off Da Hook which also means hot or great.
YO thats off da hizzle, mah nizzle.
Which means ( Yo that is great mah nigga)
Off Da Hizzle by Mike Ike July 3, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026