Jonkey

A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick

by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011

Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man

"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"

by LS1B2K June 02, 2015

someone that is tow-up from the flo up

Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!

Liz has a sweaty Jonkey

by Jesuspoopoo September 02, 2010

jonkey

1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.

1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.

by Kody October 26, 2004

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mega texturizing and disconnection of radical hair.

Lets Jabber Jonkey those layers straight to hell and back.

by james ender May 30, 2009