crambles 

A merging of the teams Crunk and Shambles, headed by youtubers SimonisCRUNK and Dan2Shambles.

'Team Crunk or Shambles?' 'I'm in Team Crambles!'

crambles by xo3 July 28, 2009

crambles 

The pieces of crap you take in the shower that can't fit down the drain, thus needing cramming with the toes to fit down the drain.

"Man, I had the mad $hitz yesterday, but a few crambles had to get jammed down the drain with my toes!"

crambles by frankvsmaximvs May 3, 2006

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

crabblesnitch

When one acts like or is a bitch.

1. Stop crabblesnitching me.

2. Boy Megan sure is being a crabblesnitch today.

3. Wow. Your mom is a total crabblesnitch.

4. Spike just totally crabblesnitched you.

crabblesnitch by Jared Mother Fuckin Nelson October 27, 2011

crabblesnatch 

A person who risks contracting a sexual disease from someone knowing full well that he/she is a slut or has been around many times.

My friend Jim is a big crabblesnatch because he fooled around with Monica even when I told him not to.

crabblesnatch by Daniel Baldesarra December 3, 2007

Julia Chambless 

A little faggot bitch

That Julia Chambless is in my garden again!

Julia Chambless by Juankotaz May 27, 2019

Meaty Crumbles 

The brown bits of shit laden toilet paper that are left on the toilet seat, when someone wipes their asshole clean after a hearty bowel movement.

Steve must have taken a huge smash in the men’s room….he left meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat. What the fuck? Can’t he wipe up after himself?

Who the fuck left the meaty crumbles all over the toilet seat?

Meaty Crumbles by Lammychops May 6, 2021