Spleen Daddy

(proper noun, plural, sp-leen dadd-ees)
Ex-Members of the Hari Krishna religon who have been outcast for not touching children, spanking their asses while chanting or wiping their select genitalia with pork chops and offal, hence the name 'spleen daddies'. These outcasts have formed their own religious sect called the 'Children of the Off-White Light', but popular urban lingo for this group is the 'Spleen Daddies'.

1. 'Pratheep tries to sell his own body parts for money to the 'Spleen Daddies'. So far he has no legs and no income.'

2. Briecase accordions are for 'Spleen Daddies'.

Spleen Daddy by karma's enigma July 2, 2003

Spleen Daddy

One who obsesses with the intricicies of or relating to the spleen.

whoa, Ian smells his own farts.....what a spleen daddy

Spleen Daddy by Anonymous June 26, 2003

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Related Words

Spleen Daddy • splendaddy • spleen • Spleen Dick • spleen ass • spleen coach • spleen detector • spleen digging • spleen fart • spleen flicking

splendaddy

Diabetic sugar daddy.

Giving my splendaddy his insulin every day is a hassle. I wish I had a sugar daddy.

splendaddy by Lamb Lamb April 23, 2009

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Splendaddy

Like a sugar daddy, without the sugar

I'm in search of a Splendaddy

Splendaddy by Rb77 June 12, 2023

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Splendaddy

An atypical sugar daddy-type figure, such as a GoFundMe patron, coming from Splenda, a shitty artificial sweetener used to replace sugar

a: I'm going to start a GoFundMe to order some pizza
b: Do you think you'll actually get any splendaddys?
a: It's worth a shot

Splendaddy by WolfyDaCumslut July 4, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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