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polywonk 

1- Verb meaning "to fellate"
2- Noun meaning "blowjob"
"I was just sitting in the rowboat, minding my own business, when she started to polywonk me. :-O"

"I say, old chap, that young lady certainly gives a good polywonk."
polywonk by Batrastard July 2, 2003
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poliwonk 

An armchair follower of political issues.
Obama just bowed to the Japanese prime minister. The right-wing poliwonks are going to have a field day with this one.
poliwonk by bmcgroarty December 1, 2009

Polywork 

A kind of approach to working wherein a person takes on multiple jobs, whether or not they are in related fields, usually to diversify their skillset and maximize their income. As the term emerged from headlines in articles published by major news outlets, the term was quickly construed to refer to the fact that many people in lower-income working-class families see one individual working two - or maybe three - jobs to just barely have enough to get by. From there, it quickly spiraled into being seen as a buzzword used by capitalists to justify the income inequality needed to force people to work that much to survive, seeing as it always took a neutral to positive tone throughout each and every piece that claimed that working multiple jobs is good for you, actually!
To put it simply, it's some real bullshit used to skrt around the idea that one job should make you enough money to live comfortably. The term is putting the idea that people working several jobs is a recent affair that is done with full consent and enthusiasm that are being manufactured in real time.
Paired with the idea that being tired all the fucking time is a great privilege, it makes millennials and gen z seem like whiny little entitled bitches for suggesting that we should change how the systems of the world work to not suck ass, thus furthering the pointless generational war and the death of the planet and humanity.
Polywork is when you're in a relationship with multiple jobs and they all fuck you.
Polywork by unconquerableStars December 6, 2021

polyworkory 

Having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Don, Sally, and Randy complete each other's rants now at lunch. Serious polyworkory going on there.
polyworkory by Susie Donym January 29, 2021

polyworkorus 

The practice of having more than one work-spouse, with each work-spouse having full knowledge and consent of the other.
Harry, and Steve are in a polyworkorus relationship with Ann. They are headed off to lunch again.
polyworkorus by Susie Donym January 29, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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