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"Read the f***ing Google". See also: RTFM, RTFS.
An example of RTFG in action:

Q:"What does the GBM algorithm do?"
A: "RTFG!"
RTFG by oboeguy April 7, 2006

rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp 

The sign that you are cunning and you have used epic skill to outwit every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This was either found by random typing or by absolute cunning in a strategy that you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!

rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp 

If you have found this you have used epic skill and have outwitted every other bored person on earth other than the person who is writing this. This word can be found through epic skill or random typing through a strategy you now know.
I used epic skill to find rtfgcbveydhxnwusjzmqiakolp in the urban dictionary!

rtfguyjhuyjhuyjhrto 

i slammed my face across the keyboard
"rtfguyjhuyjhuyjhrto, kill me"

rtfguyjhuyjhuyjhrto 

why
"rtfguyjhuyjhuyjhrto, kill me"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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