e-flex 

The art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. E-flexing is mostly done by E-tards and hobo's with broadband.

Dude, I'm gonna e-flex you so bad, I would so kick your ass! And I'm certain about it even though I've never saw you, also its good that I will never see you, as it would most probably mean I'd get my fat nerdy ass kicked.

e-flex by Tudor Hansson April 22, 2006

E-flexes 

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

E-flexes by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

e-peen flexing 

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

e-peen flexing by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Eflexion

Eflexion - The process of completing resistance exercises to pump blood to the muscles making them look bigger ..

It's inbetween flexing and an erection ...

Eflexion - Before going on a night out, doing press ups and arm curls to pump blood to the chest and arm muscles making them look bigger and your shirt tighter

Eflexion by Who ?? Mark April 13, 2011

eflex 

a portmanteau of easy (greeting) and flex (the portmanteau of flee and exit meaning depart) which can be used as a greeting or farewell.

Homey: Eflex, how's it going?
Man: Good morning Homey. I'm fine thank you. I must rush, places to be. See you later.
Homey: Ok dude, Eflex.

eflex by Londonpixie August 26, 2008

eflexpert 

A person with extensive knowledge in the field of flexible spending accounts such as FSAs, HRAs, HSAs, Transit and Parking Plans, and eCobra.
A person who consumes a large amount of alcohol every night because some people can't figure out how to turn in acceptible reciepts for their claims.

My god damn benecard is shut off again!
I better call an eflexpert and and find out what the hell's going on.

eflexpert by eflexpert October 7, 2011