crapsplash

The splash of water that you get on your ass after taking an oversized dump.

Jeez I just got crapsplashed all over my left bum cheek!

crapsplash by Nazlucas April 22, 2006

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craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

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The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

crapsplatter by Grue December 14, 2003

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A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

craplashes by Miho3 May 18, 2005

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A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.

"that soup is crappleshat"

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When a man ejaculates his semen on his partner's asscrack instead of in the anus.

She wouldn't agree to letting me make an anal creampie, but she said I could cracksplash her then smear it around with my cock.

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someone that prefers to mac on older already been used and abused women.

Alex left with Joe's mom again, he's such a crabslasher

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