Tour Guide
"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
Tour Guide by J-Win April 21, 2006
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r-rated tour guide
Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
r-rated tour guide by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019
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jamaican tour-guide
While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
jamaican tour-guide by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008
Mexican Tour Guide
Mexican Tour Guide by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
norwegian tour guide
When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
norwegian tour guide by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
Marquette University Tour Guides
An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Marquette University Tour Guides by tourguide May 23, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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