Golden Touch

A person who is very lucky and can fix most problems by mearly touching or slightly tweaking the object, for example, a master IT programmer who removes a trojan in only a few keystrokes would be claimed to have the golden touch.

"I can't believe you fixed that without hardly doing anything, you must have a hell of a Golden Touch!"

Golden Touch by Dazzamon April 20, 2006

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Golden Touch

After a man is done urinating, and only a few drops of urine remain on the tip of his penis, he touches another person with his penis thus transferring the urine to the other person.

I came out of the bathroom and gave my girlfriend the Golden Touch.

Golden Touch by Efdious March 29, 2006

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Golden touch

The event when excessive urine splashes back at person, wetting yourself.
- Commonly occurs when your drunk.

Oh my gosh Josh, I had a golden touch at the urinal, splashing my hands.
pee apollo's touch golden shower

Golden touch by Sal317 August 6, 2016

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girl with the golden touch

From the song "Golden touch" By Razorlight.
See razorlight and Johnny Borrell

I know a girl with a Golden Touch...
She's got enough she's got too much

girl with the golden touch by johnny is hot March 22, 2005

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girl with the golden touch

omg is all have 2 say on tht matter. u gotta sore neck go 2 her.
especially if u is a drummer whoop!

ma neck is killin i might have 2 see the girl with the golden touch

girl with the golden touch by wonder woman February 15, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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