talking asshole 

a) someone who never stops talking long enough to think

b) someone who never stops talking shit long enough to think

c) someone whose ability to stop talking, or talking shit, has atrophied

He's a talking asshole who knows plenty of women.

He was acting like a talking asshole at the funeral.

"For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, ... ." - William S. Burroughs

talking asshole by atomicsteambunny March 24, 2006

some asshole talking behind my back 

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.

"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.

some asshole talking behind my back by vernon February 3, 2004

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole 

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

you're talking like a man with a paper asshole by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

talking like a man with a paper asshole

Talking like you have all the answers but you have none

John boehner is talking like a man with a paper asshole.

talking like a man with a paper asshole by Plumbob November 15, 2013

Talking ass hole 

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. When they post on CL. So they use big words name call every body. Never back up their mouth with any facts

A Person in Jenison Michigan that don't know what they are talking about. Is a Talking ass hole

Talking ass hole by Walker Michigan May 5, 2009

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020