Joe Badass

A white male aged 18-25 years from the suburbs who acts hard but is just a poser. Found mostly in colleges, they are identifiable by their fake limps, straight-brimmed baseball hats turned to the side, popped collars and insatiable desire to be black. Should be called out and laughed at anytime the opportunity arises.

Me: Hey look at this Joe Badass in the car next to us.
Murphy: I heard this douche bag's ghetto bass from the goddamn parking lot.
Me: He must get loads of pussy with those plastic Ames rims.

Joe Badass by David Puddy July 24, 2008

billy joe badass

goin crazy or goin on a rampage

Guy1: What tha hell is goin on?

Guy2: James came in and caught is girlfriend cheating and went billy joe badass on all her shit.

billy joe badass by RegulataJay May 20, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012