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Quail Hunting 

To shoot somebody in the face using a powerful hunting weapon. The act must appear accidental and is preferably performed in the style of Dick Cheney.
Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.
Quail Hunting by J.J. T. February 18, 2006
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Quail Hunting 

1) A relaxing passtime when participated in in conjunction with your "friends."
2) An excuse to shoot someone.
"Let's play a game, we are quail hunting, i am the vice president, and you are my best friend!" -Carlos Mencia

quail hunting 

A failed hunting excursion that ends with at least one member of the party accidentally being shot by a fellow member.
"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"
quail hunting by Tommyt September 5, 2006

Quail Hunting 

The act of hitting a teammate in a first person shooter. Also known as Friendly Fire
Dude, stop quail hunting! Your not Dick Cheny!
Quail Hunting by Lucien Seffer January 19, 2009

Quail Hunting 

"Let's polish off this vodka and go quail hunting."
Quail Hunting by PCooper May 2, 2008

Quail Hunting 

The act of getting with cock hungry younger girls; Much like quail hunting, the process is easy and takes very little effort.

brian: Ay dog ay, i've been talking to michelle the past couple a days. Bitch wants my nutties.
Colt: how old be that slut?
brian: Incumin freshman
Colt: Figures. just some more quail hunting?
brian: Ayyyyyyminnnnn brotha.
Quail Hunting by ColtDS September 29, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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