Dude: Yo, word on the street is Duane is bangin that sweet ass bitch of your's.

You: Shit, man, I know. I'm gonna have to take that dumbass, motherfucka out quail hunting this weekend.

"Bound ta happen, I reckon; we was out hunting when Billy Bob was shot by Bubba. Didn't know we was quail hunting!"

"Let's play a game, we are quail hunting, i am the vice president, and you are my best friend!" -Carlos Mencia

"Let's polish off this vodka and go quail hunting."

brian: Ay dog ay, i've been talking to michelle the past couple a days. Bitch wants my nutties.
Colt: how old be that slut?
brian: Incumin freshman
Colt: Figures. just some more quail hunting?
brian: Ayyyyyyminnnnn brotha.

Dude, stop quail hunting! Your not Dick Cheny!