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To get fucked very hard till your anus pops out of your ass!

Jesus, look at the ass tulip I gave you!

Ass Tulip by Slush February 15, 2006
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A person who, while not ugly on the outside, removes any of his or her likability by being an absolute asshole
Wow, Victoria used to be pretty cool, but now she's turned into an absolute Ass Tulip!
Ass Tulip by Kaurelius April 2, 2020

ass tulips 

After any activity that would expand the anal cavity, such as anal sex, if on pushees his or her sphincter, part of the anal tissue will come out of the rectum. It is given this name because it when extended it looks like a tulip.
"You should have seen the tulips on Nate after last night."

Asstulip 

After hard anal action abit of the rectum popps out
Janitor fucked the shit out of Alex rectum, oh shit when he took out his penis you could really see the asstulip blooming out from Alex anal.
Asstulip by Jannetor March 27, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026