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Thinly sliced or more accurately 'shaved' beef. Normally found frozen with each layer sandwiched together. Used for bastardized philly cheese steaks.
I cooked up some steakum, onions, provolone, and cherry peppers and made a horrible cheese steak.
Steakum by sanskrit11 September 8, 2005
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Sneakums 

After taking an object or place (as in a line), this word is said to offset any punishment from the party from whom the item was stolen. In rooms larger than 10 people, Sneakums must be witnessed. In rooms of 20 or more, they must be notarized. Also a verb.
"Ah, who took my fucking seat?"
"Sneakums!"
Sneakums by BigStupendous July 28, 2008
Labial Flaps that have been stretched by overuse.

An extremely unattractive vigina.
The slut up the street has smegma on her steakum.
steakum by hoosier daddy July 11, 2006

steakems 

Beat up pussy lips that look like they've been trenches out and smashed with a hammer
Her pussy was worse then roast beef she had them steakems!

Sterkumstance 

What is going on around you, but through the lens of a Bible teacher.
The more you focus on your sterkumstances, the more joy you will experience.
My girlfriend just broke up with me, but I know that my sterkumstance isn't the worst.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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