Whaz
A term meaning to urinate, that sounds as if it is the past tense of "whiz". Coined by the Nickelodeon series "Victorious" and "iCarly".
Whaz by T.L. Hughes September 14, 2010
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When the question/response is "what" but not just "what", implying that the speaker is responding in an irritated or frustrated or confused way, and that an additional "...is the problem" or "...is your issue" or "...the hell is going on" comes right after but is unsaid.
If the person wants, they can say the unsaid, for emphasis.
If the person wants, they can say the unsaid, for emphasis.
Examples:
Girl: (for the 10th time) "Um can you seriously come over here and look at this?"
FriendofGirl: (busy doing something else) "Whaz?!?!! What IS it? What is the deal with you, biznitch?!!"
or
NewsReporter: "...coming down the I-95 at 87 miles an hour, then flipping over and bursting into flame near the exit to Main street!"
Person watching TV: (disbelief) "Whaaz...? I was just over there 5 minutes ago!!"
or
Mother: "Joey, will you GET over here right now?"
Joey: (playing down the street) "Maaaa, whaaaaazzz???"
or
Dude #1: (large black thing flying by at high speed) Dude, wtf?? Wtf was that?!?!
Dude #2: (looking confused/stoned/out of it) Huh, wha? Whaz goin on??
Girl: (for the 10th time) "Um can you seriously come over here and look at this?"
FriendofGirl: (busy doing something else) "Whaz?!?!! What IS it? What is the deal with you, biznitch?!!"
or
NewsReporter: "...coming down the I-95 at 87 miles an hour, then flipping over and bursting into flame near the exit to Main street!"
Person watching TV: (disbelief) "Whaaz...? I was just over there 5 minutes ago!!"
or
Mother: "Joey, will you GET over here right now?"
Joey: (playing down the street) "Maaaa, whaaaaazzz???"
or
Dude #1: (large black thing flying by at high speed) Dude, wtf?? Wtf was that?!?!
Dude #2: (looking confused/stoned/out of it) Huh, wha? Whaz goin on??
Whaz
Whaz by Arbuck 'Whazmaster' Zadelback June 22, 2003
Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz
A fancy word for Penis. Your crush is 85% likelier to fall in love with you if you use this word on them. Just hearing this word sends shivers down a person's spine. This word is so effective because it stresses on the "whizz" part, causing your future partner to visualize your penis and just fantasize.
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
Why use "penis" when you can use this word instead?
"Hey, wanna see my Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
"Of course! And while you're at it, why not consider marrying me?"
Whizz-Whazz Pickle Spazz by bechamel lars June 6, 2019