Skip to main content
lela: let me pick your phumph!
paul: thats not a word.
phumph by lks February 11, 2006
Related Words
The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.
The puppy's head hit the pillow with a phumph.
phumph by Mr Phumph December 12, 2016
The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.
The puppy hit the blanket with a phumph.

Pumphandle

A pumphandle is a giant bulge in a mans pants showing off the fact that he has a huge pork sword.
Bill: "Dude did you see Justins Pumphandle"

Ambrose: "yeah, its so big i think he stuffs"

Random Bar Wench: "Trust me its fucking huge, he gave me a vaganus because of the size"
Pumphandle by Billisan October 20, 2008
Description of a female or male who is really attractive.
Did you see that lass? Absolute pumphy!
Pumphy by Cakehole83 May 31, 2018

Pumphandle

a giant bulge in a mans pants
"dude check out Justins Pumphandle"
Pumphandle by Billisan September 25, 2008