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aeronomically 

A strange conglomeration of two terms, aerodynamic and ergonomic, born out of a focus group in Orange County, California by respondent Doug in seat 1. The funny thing is, I don't think he knows its really not a word.
Salesman: "This boat is aeronomically is designed for speed AND handling. Seriously!"

Buyer: "Aeronomically designed, eh? I'll let you know"
aeronomically by Youthful Wisdom January 27, 2006
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Down astronomically 

A much worse version of down bad. Some would say it's an expansion to down catastrophic.
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021

aerodymically curvaceous 

Kind way to say the fairer sex has a big booty.
Those pants make Sally look very aerodynamically curvaceous!

acronymically 

The meaning of a word in relation to its acronym.
acronymically speaking...
acronymically by Leroy Spurlock September 30, 2005

legitimately astronomically 

A suspiciously emphatic assertion of high probability
Is it true? The odds are legitimately astronomically in your favor. Would I lie to you?

Astronomical/Astronomically 

A word the teachers often use to justify going back to school just because one kid sneezed louder than he should've
Mrs.Karen:There will be absolutely no noise on this bus.
Wyatt: *sneezes*
Mrs.Karen:We're going back to school you can blame wyatt for Sneezing so Astronomically loud

Wyatt:But I was just Sneezing-
Mrs.Mcmhan: Shut it stop talking back to a teacher.

Wyatt: But I-
Everyone else on the bus: Shut up you ruined it for us.

Astronomical/Astronomically
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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